Conversations with Sophy

I had the following convo with Sophy after her bath:
Sophy: People taste really bad to meat eaters like lions, sharks, dinosaurs, and monkey humans. I'm really glad about that.

Mom: Yeah, me too. Soph, what is a monkey human?

Sophy: You know, those guys from my encyclopedia that looked like cavemen but they were half monkeys and they had fur and tails but mostly everything else the same as real people. They were people eaters except when they could find a dinosaur, but who can catch a dinosaur? They actually taste bad too.

Mom: Good point. I've never had any luck catching dinosaurs.

Sophy: I know. Monkey humans couldn't run very fast so when they couldn't catch a dinosaur they just ate lots of insects like cockroaches but not butterflies because they taste nasty.

Mom: Well, if I ever see a monkey human, I'm running the other way.

Sophy: Just watch out for killer bees. They like to hunt people who are running from monkey humans.

Ahhh, the mind of a 6 year old.