* Sam, I really hope that the underwear on your head are clean. No, I will not take your picture that way.
*Mom, did you know that there are one-eyed and two-eyed animals. (Really, what type of one-eyed animals are there?) Duh mom, Martians.
*I really wish I had a King Cobra.
*Lets pretend I'm a dragon that has pooped out 3 eggs!
*Sam keeps calling me Hairy Piece of Poop.
*Do not kick your sister in the head.
*Mom, is #$%#$ a bad word? (YES! DO NOT SAY THAT AGAIN!) Oh, sorry.
*When I grow up I want to be a police man, so I can shoot people when they drive too fast.
*I QUIT!
*Sam, lets pretend like I'm dead and can't wake up. No Sophy, that is very unhealthy.
*But I can't clean my room, when I bend over my eyeballs are probably gonna fall out then I can't see the toys. Besides, my back hurts.
*This is my force field that protects dead people from killing me and making me into a sandwich.
*I want to change my birthday month to July instead of November. November is so unfair.
*Sam! Do not chase the cat with the Dust Buster! I don't care if she is shedding.
*Whew, my spit makes me thirsty.
2 comments:
Whew! I am glad to know my home is not abnormal! Some of the stuff that is heard around here is pretty funny...
BritaL
PS - So glad your vacation did not get ruined by rain!
I always get a good laught our of your families one liners!
Seriously, I cannot believe how big the kids have gotten - of course they are just getting cuter and cuter (if that is possible)!
Still read - but I can't comment from work and well, since that is where I read most of the time, I am a little screwed!
Beth (BSalzie)
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