Questions that need answering?

All from Sophy, of course, in the last 24 hours:

• If I was a tarantula, what would you do with me? (tears starting to fall) Would you kill me? (now she's really upset) Would you love me if I turned into a tarantula? (the drama is in full force now) I DON'T WANT TO TURN INTO A TARANTULA!
• Why can't I have a pet fire ant?
• Did you know that in the jungles of Indonesia there are aphids that poop honey dew?
• Aren't you glad that I am carnivorous?
• Why does this dress look so hideous?
• Can cows swim underwater?
• How do angels fly with those little bitty wings?
• Can you zoom the camera real close, so you can get a good shot of my DNA? I've been dying to see it.