10. HELP! HELP! ((Blood running down his chin)) SOMEBODY HELP ME!! (Turns out he lost a tooth. An un-loose tooth, but a tooth nonetheless.)
9. When the Loose Fairy comes, how does she know where you are? (Mr. Pinkie and I laughed and laughed. Wonder how the Loose Fairy feels about Sam sullying her pristine reputation. She went from being an icon of innocence to "loose" in the blink of an eye.)
8. If we glue the tooth back in, do I still get the money?
7. Are my teeth plastic?
6. ((With a rag tied around his head/jaw, a golf club for a walking stick, and a very exaggerated limp)) I think I need to be absent tomorrow with this big hole in my mouth.
5. How many days until I can eat again?
4. (Topic change) Mom. How do they get babies out of your tummy? (I knew this was coming one day....) ((I took a deep breath and told him the truth. That babies come out of your belly button. Don't frown. You don't know Sam like I do.))
3. Gee. Do belly buttons stretch really hugely?
2. ((Pulling a stuffed puppy out of his pretend-impregnated tummy)) SOMEBODY HELP! SOMEBODY HELP! There's a puppy stuck in my belly button! ((Ack.))
1. If I swallowed my tooth and it came out my hiney, would it bite me?
2 comments:
Why is Sam so awesome?
Sounds like Sam had an eventful day at home with mom. Dare I ask how he lost his un-loose tooth?
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