Things said and heard around these parts this week:
How many times do I have to tell you to stop letting the dog lick your teeth?
Dad's head is not a launching pad for your rocket.
When Jesus went to Heaven, I bet he looked around and said, "Nope. No Hell here."
I wish I could wear one of them things what holds your boobs together....and the shoes with sticks on the heels too.
Oh, I can't wait to tell Mrs. D*** that my poo looked just like rocks this morning. She LOVES rocks.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a really good man, so they gave him a holiday. I don't know why nobody ever gave me a holiday.
Mom, the dog just accidentally swallowed a marble.
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