Topic Tuesday (dramatic pause) on Tuesday!!!

This week's topic: PDaddy. Due to last week's apple rant, I figured I should tone down this TT. Yes, it would seem that I rattle on and on incessantly at this here bloggy-blog and never really quite do justice for one of Pinkieville's main characters. You may or may not know the man, but let me tell you 20 facts about Sir Pink A Lot:
1. He would not approve of being called Sir Pink A Lot.
2. He is every wife's dream husband. He cooks, he cleans, he mows, he changes the oil. When the kids were babies, he could change Sam's diaper with his feet while giving Sophy a bottle. 'Cause, as you may recall, Sam was 2 minutes old when Sophy was born. I exaggerate only slightly.
3. On his death bed, he will ask to use his grill one last time before going on to his Eternal Reward.
4. He drives like a 99 year old man. All accelerator and no brake! I'm talking scary people! Scary!
5. One of his hobbies is ending up in the E.R. For instance, this little event was fun. Of course, I think my personal favorite was the night we spent in the E.R. because the cat broke a vase which shattered and flew across the kitchen and sliced across his forearm leaving a really nasty scar, which caused the lady admitting us to the E.R. to inquire as to the 'real reason' his wrists were slashed. HAHA! Life just got to be too much, I guess. HA!
6. No one on Planet Earth is sweeter than Mr. PDad. Mr. Considerate, Mr. Thoughtful, Mr. Helpful, Mr. Wonderful. Yes, all of these things. I know what you're thinking....and no, I will NOT take lessons from him.
7. PDaddy is one year and 8 days older than me, and I will never let him forget it.
8. Favorite food: Coffee
9. A little known fact about DaddyP is that you can always count on him to test the weight limit of the kid's toys, ride the fastest water slide, jump on the rickety-est trampoline, drive the hooptiest go-cart....ride an inner tube across a lake just a few days after having a metal plate screwed permanently into his collar bone.
10. He talks to animals. I wish this meant that he was like the Dog Whisperer, but no. He just talks to them, and I think he waits for an answer.
11. He grew up in Louisiana.
12. DaddyP loves to eat a lemon AND it's rine. How do you spell rind? Rine? I'm having a weird blank moment. Moving on....
13. PDaddy has one dear sister. Bless her poor, sweet heart for that!
14. He is crazily, crazily anal. It took me years to stop him from taking my plate from the table while I was still eating off of it. People ask how I stay so trim...well, there ya go. Obviously, I broke him of that habit, as my thighs and hips will attest.
15. He couldn't wait for the day his hair started thinning, so he could start shaving his head.
16. Speaking of body hair, he has 2 entire hairs in each of his arm pits. Ask him. He'll show you.
17. Most people that meet me first, and meet Daddy P later, usually go out of their way to say to me, "I met your husband (expression of disbelief), and he is sooo nice!"
18. Mr. PD can lay tile, build a tree fort, install a window, fix a hot water heater, and make a mean omelet.
19. He loves Dave Matthews. I. Don't. Get. It.
20. For some strange reason, despite all of these wonderful things, he still loves me. Amazing, I know!