A Sophy Moment (guest starring Sam)

Sophy: Mama, did you know that way back a long time ago in the old ancient Egyptian civilization there were grave robbers that took all the treasures of the king out of the pyramid, but know what? I wouldn't have called them grave robbers. Know what I would've called them? I would've called them Ancient Banditos...'cause that would've been awesome!
Sam: Sophy, you don't know what you're talking about!
Sophy: Sam! I do speak ancient Egyptian. Watch! (here she started dancing like The Bangles doing Walk Like an Egyptian.)
Sophy: See? That means all kind of words!
Sam: Uh, Sophy. You're just walking like a chicken. That doesn't mean anything!
Sophy: Well, when I go to ancient Egyptian (hehe-that's what she called it) then you can't come. 'Cause you won't know what to say. Hmph. And then guess what. They'll just turn you into a statue of a cat. So there.