Now Hear This: Thoughts on the Presidency and Other Things

RECENT PINKIE QUOTES:

Sam, will you vote for me? I'm running for kid president. That will make me be boss of every kid in America, and that means you too. (Sophy)

Hey, what does "kssssshhht, roger." mean? (Sam--referring to CB Lingo..the kissshht is static...I nearly died.)

I wish Michael Phelps could be president. (Jack)

When you fart, does it make you weigh less? (Sam)

Some kid told me to shut up in the cafeteria, and I told him that I was gonna punch him in his chin and make his looes tooth fall out. (Sam)

Mom, I wish you were young. Like really for real young. (Jack)

Egyptians use a special instrument to pull your brain out of your nose to make you a mummy. I really don't like Egyptians. (Sophy)

I wish you would've named me Luminous. (Sophy)

What does, "Grounded 'til you die" mean, Mom? I don't want that to happen to me. (Sam)

(With the last bite of supper in his mouth...) Can I have a snack, Mom? (Jack)