My Noggin Hurts Part Deux

Along with Ter, I also have burning questions.
Oswald - Why is Mrs. Butterfly and Katrina the same size as the Peguin? Quick, somebody call National Geographic.
Wow! Wow! Wubzy - Am I correct that the opening songs indicates that Wubzy is a "HE?" Wow.
Upside Down Show - The girl. Does she look like Miss Jane from the Beverly Hillbillies to you?
The Wonder Pets - Are ducks typically kept in cages? Sure, most classroom pets do not wear capes and travel by Fly Boat. Still. I've wondered. And do ducks eat celery? The turtle walks on his hind legs. He must be learning a lot in that class. Even when my kids are grown, I will still watch the Wonder Pets.
Little Bill - Why is his dad's voice so darned deep? The man sounds like MegaTron. Nevermind the fact that the show went off the air for NO LESS THAN a decade (give or take 4 or 5 years), and when the show returns, Little B. is the same age! I shouldn't complain too much about Little Bill, he has TWO parents after all. And I think we concur that this is a rare occurence in children's television. Don't agree? Name 5.
Jimmy Neutron - Has anyone else noticed that the floor plan of their Neutron home so closely resembles the home of Kevin Arnold in the Wonder Years? In particular, the kitchen.
Lazy Town- Robbie Rotten. He's an adult right? Sophy once commented that he "wasn't really smart, right mom?" And does Stephanie realize that there are 3 humans in Stuffed Puppet World?
Little Bear - He has an Uncle Rusty. Isn't that a strange cartoon name for your uncle who is a bear? Especially when everyone else is called...Mama. Papa. And the snake, No Feet.
Pinky Dinky Doo - Fluffy Buns. I'm sorry. That's just highly inappropriate.
Backyardigans - Have you all noticed how close together the homes in their subdivision are? My goodness. Pablo's parents surely must get tired of stepping into the backyard only to stare straight into Austin's dining room. And I wonder if they have pets....since they're...animals.
Franklin - Why is this turtle so hard-headed? He is forever lying to his parents, sneaking around, not learning his lessons, dodging punishments. He is headed, surely, for some turbulent teenage years.
Yo Gabba Gabba - Parents of the world will surely unite to have this mind numbing, drool inducing, monotony banned from our children's lives. DJ Lance? Yeah. The orange jumpsuit and space helmet says it all. THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUHTS. THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS. HAPPY THOUGHTS. Oh sorry, but it's sort of hard to forget that song as it is DRILLED into your mind.
Moose A. Moose - I can't get enough of this moose. Who cares if he "Don't Like Candy Corn." I say Moose A. is my kind of guy. I wonder if Zee is his girlfriend?
Jack's Big Music Show - What type of day job must Jack's mom have to constantly be carting him off to Scuba Lessons, Square Dancing Lessons, etc. The poor kid needs a little less structure, I think.
Laurie Berkner - Is it just me, or did she get a boob job? I'm going with yes.