Conversations with Sophy

• Mommy, did you know that if you throw a potato at someone who is being really mean to you, that is called reciprocating.
• When I grow up, I want to be a Russian astronaut.
• Saturn's rings are actually small pieces of rock that are made of water and ice. They are NOT made of gold.
• I wish I had a pet tarantula. You would like that, wouldn't ya Mom? C'mon, tarantulas can be so very quiet!
• My teacher just completely confuses me so much every day.
• Guess what? Robbie's mom is the PRESIDENT! (Whaddya mean the president? That is George Bush.) No, mom. I mean she is the PRESIDENT of the (in a hushed voice of awe) P.T.O. I wish my mom was the president of the PTO. Then you could be like somebody's boss.
• Cindy is such a cry baby. No, I didn't do anything to her. She cries real good, and we like to hear it....so she cries for us every day at recess.
• My teacher said that I HAVE to wear eyeshadow to school. It's the rules.
• I don't have a boyfriend. I just have a daddy.