Gas? What gas?

Or should I say, Bath? What bath? ((Please put your overactive imaginations to rest. We have bathed...just not in our own tub. At our own house. In our own bathroom. With our own water.)) Last I heard, we will have gas on Wednesday. Remember Tuesday? As in, we'd have gas on Tuesday? No, I don't remember that either. No. Wait. I DO remember that, but it was a lie. A lie straight from the devil.