10 Things Said Around Pinkieville This Week (and it's only Tuesday)

1. Turn. The. Tarantula. Off .

2. If you'd use toilet paper, this wouldn't happen.

3. No, I do not think police officers use biting gecko's to attack bad guys.

4. Stop eating the sock.

5. Mom, what are teets?

6. Do not drink from the orange juice container while you stand with the refridgerator door open.

7. French fries are not considered dessert.

8. Dad, you're a hunk.

9. Ok. So. Do you have to go to college to be the Queen of England?

10. Mom. I wish your food tasted like Olive Garden.