10 things I've said this week

• Untie yourself and eat your lunch.
• Did you wipe your butt? No? Well, that's why it's itching then.
• Yes, I would love to have a butler.
• I'm glad you don't want to smoke cigarettes and get a tattoo Sophy. Thank you.
• Why did you wipe your glasses with a tortilla?
• Do not chase the children through the house with the toilet brush please.
• No, I will not buy you a ladder that reaches the top of the house for your birthday Sam.
• Do not hide in Daddy's office making armpit farts when he is meeting with clients.
• Someone ate 7 cookies from this box, and I want to know who it was!
• You can get a diamond for your nose when you turn 25.

I'll probably not post again before Saturday!