Things I've said this week:

* Get your tongue out of the butter.

* Where are you going with that hammer?

* What possessed you to carve your name into my classroom door?

* I'm not sure what keeps water from soaking into a ditch.

* What ever you do, do NOT repeat that when you get to school.

* Sure you can run for student council president when you get to 8th grade, so you can make the morning announcements over the intercom in your mean, robot voice.

* Well, hurry up and catch him and punch him back.

* Get your teeth off of your brother's elbow right this minute.

* For the 5th and final time, put Uranus back where you found it.

* Please stop trying to give birth to a wolf.

* I can promise you that is not where baby wolves get their milk from. Please stop.

* People do not get awards for peeing no matter what your daddy told you.

* You really shouldn't ask someone to take their teeth out so you can see them.