I saw this in another gal's blog and thought I'd kill some time with it. Actually, it's rather juvenile....which is probably why it appealed to me. Still, I've never really understood who comes up with these things? And yet. YET they intrigue me.
A - Attached or Single: Is it just me or is "attached" sort of a creepy reference for marriage?
B - Best Friend(s): What if a person doesn't have any friends. This could be awkward.
C - Cake or Pie: Well that's easy. Cake, of course. Pie has meringue which is gross and spelled funny.
D - Day of Choice: Day of choice? Do you get a choice? Like you'd wake up and go, "Crap, it's Tuesday? No, I thought I specifically requested today to be Saturday!"
E - Essential Item: Essential like toilet paper? Or like a Cherry Coke and Cheezits?
F - Favorite Color(s): Not beige.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Gee. Uhm. Neither? I'm going with Pepperoni pizza with mushrooms.
H - Hometown: As in birthplace? Albuquerque? Or the place I call home? Not Albuquerque.
I - Indulgence(s): Ooooh. Now this...THIS is a good question...but honestly, is it any of your business? I think not.
J - January or July: July, actually, but what about the other months? I hope they aren't seeking legal representation for month discrimination.
K - Kids: Is this a yes or no question?
L - Life is incomplete without: Well the obvious answer would be....life.
M - Marriage Date: Finally, something I can get behind. January 11, 1997
N - Number of Siblings: 2 brothers. Not that they care.
O - Oranges or Apples: I haven't eaten fruit since 1989. I'm a recovering fruiter.
P- Phobias or Fears: Yes. The list is long and sordid, and I'm a hypochondriac too while we're listing all of my shortcomings.
Q - Quote: I'd love to put something pithy here, but I can never remember quotes. Frankly, I don't believe anyone ever remembers them...I just think some people have better reference materials than others. The closest thing I could reference at this point is the Brookshire Brothers Sunday coupon flyer, and it says "A Celebration of Family and Community!" Which is supposed to have something to do with grocery shopping, I think.
R- Ring size: Who came up with these?
S - Season: What? Right now? It's like Sprummer, but I think summer officially kicks off in June. If you need the other seasonal date markers, you can look on any calendar.
T- Tag 3 Friends: We don't play tag anymore. We got old and slow.
U - Unknown fact about me: Most unknown facts are unknown for a reason. Der.
V - Very favorite stores: Very favorite? That's cute.
W - Worst Habit: I have no bad habits. I'm perfect.
X-ray or Ultrasound: No thanks. I haven't met my deductable.
Y - Your Favorite Food(s): Sugar, Flour, Starch
Z - Zodiac: Why didn't Zylophone get picked for this one? As in, do you play the zylophone? No, by the way, I do not. Oh wait, Zylophone starts with an X. So, yeah. That's why. In that case, Leo.