Funnies

My friend Ter, who is probably in labor as I type with child #4, recently posted some funnies heard around her house lately with three daughters running amuck. It dawned on me as I read them that I hadn't posted Pinkie musings in a while, so here goes! 10 funnies.

• If I promise to train him, can we get a pet alligator to keep in the pool?
• Mom, hurry outside! I made you a Mother's Day present out of mud!
• Can we go to Michigan on June 20th?
• When you asked me to make up my bed, you really, REALLY hurt my feelings.
• Dad, if you know what is good for you, you'll do what mom says.
• If everyone on Earth died, would it be dark? Who would turn on the lights then?
• One day mom, you're gonna be really old. Then, you're gonna die.
• Do people eat rats?
• Can you call a peacock a poopcock?
• Mom, when are you going to learn how to bake a cake?