10. Dustin says he is going to beat me up because I called him a liar. Is it okay if I beat him up first?
9. Mom, we need more milk (have I ever mentioned we buy 6 gallons a week?)
8. If you try REALLY hard, you can give me a baby sister!
7. Is it okay if I pee outside if I promise to hide behind a tree?
6. Who invented Beanie Weinies?
5. I REALLY, REALLY hate school.
4. Guess what? Today...I saw a lady...and she was smoking a cigarette...IN A CAR!
3. When I get older and have a kid and he wants a sno-cone, I'm gonna stop the car and buy him a sno-cone.
2. WOW! My poop almost looks like mud. Hey guys, come look!
1. These allergy boogers in my throat are making me PSYCHOTIC!!
1 comment:
heehee 6 gallons of milk/week!! And it's like more than gas/gallon! heehee
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