100 Things About Me

Whether you want it or not!! Yes, I'm going all the way to 100!!

1. (We'll start off easy...) I was born in July of '73. NO! Not 1773.
2. I have been pregnant 4 times and birthed 3 children.
3. My grandmother and her twin sister shared my birthdate. It was wonderful.
4. My sweet, dear friend Rachel also shares my birthdate. Or do I share her birthdate?
5. Rachel's sis and PDaddy's sis share the same birthdate.
6. My grandfather and my oldest brother share the same birthdate.
7. The birthdate connection is getting old, right?
8. I once taught myself to do a back handspring. I forever regretted what I did to my back in the teaching of that little trick.
9. My honeymoon sucked like nothing has ever sucked before. Have I told you the story?
10. I am married to the nicest man on the face of planet Earth. He makes me look like Cruella DeVille.
11. I have lived on a peanut farm.
12. I attended 3 colleges in 5 years. Hehe. Go me!
13. I was born in Albuquerque.
14. I have 16 first cousins on my dad's side of the family.
15. There are 23 first cousins on my mom's side of the family.
16. I have a rare and creepy birthmark that only PDaddy knows about. If he tells, he dies.
17. A jaguar once sprayed me....marking me as his territory.
18. I have never been arrested.
19. There was once a warrant issued for my arrest.
20. My favorite job ever was the time I spent working as a bank teller. I loved it!
21. My middle name sounds like a French hooker.
22. I do not eat fruit.
23. My lips have never tasted cantaloupe.
24. And they never will.
25. My middle brother was born in a tiny Texas town called Pecos.
26. Bones I have broken - 2, if a nose counts. 1 if only toes count.
27. I don't care if I never get to visit South Dakota.
28. I DO care if I never get to visit England, Ireland and Scotland.
29. If I could go back in time, I would want to go back and see where my great-great-great-great ancestors came from and who they were and what sorts of crooks people they were.
30. I have taken a multi-vitamin every day since January 1.
31. PDaddy just bought me an exercise ball, a jump rope and a resistance band. It was a thoughtful gift.
32. My favorite scent from Bath&Body Works is White Cherry Blossom.
33. My secret dream is to write a book that lots of people want to read.
34. That would involve me actually writing something other than this blog. I don't see it happeneing.
35. I would love to live in a cottage decorated entirely in pink, white and green. The male factors in my household would object, I'm afraid.
36. I detest David Letterman with every fiber of my being.
37. I detest Gloria Estefan equally as much.
38. I live for Survivor.
39. I was once addicted to Lost, but it broke my heart.
40. Wanna know what scares me? Wasps. Bees. Stinging things. I'm phobic.
41. I've never been stung by anything in my life. Well, ants don't count.
42. One of my favorite smells is dirt. Nothing smells like dirt. Or as good.
43. When my hands are in dirt, I am a happy, happy girl.
44. I could shave my legs 4 times a day. It wouldn't help. I am a hairy beast.
45. I've had 3 c-sections. One happened as a rather emergency sort of c-section.
46. My water broke with all 3 pregnancies.
47. Normally, I do not wear sunglasses. I HATE wearing sunglasses.
48. It has been 15 years since I have balanced a check book. To this day, I do not balance my account. It's called....Fuzzy Math.
49. My great-grandfather was killed in Arkansas by Missouri Red Legs. Whatever those are.
50. If I could be healthy, wealthy or wise, I'd choose healthy....every time.
51. Sometimes I send emails to people without proofreading them....ok, ok...I NEVER proofread emails. I tickles me to think of people reading my emails and going, "Tsk. Tsk. And she teaches children..." HAHHAHAA. Life is good.
52. I can play a flute.
53. I can't play it very good.
54. I love Vienna sausages.
55. Am I the only one who calls them Viennie Weinis? Admit it.
56. I always wanted 4 kids. Sniff, sniff.
57. If I could play any musical instrument really well, it would be the piano. Oh, and the cello. And the french horn.
58. My dad learned how to fly helicopters in Vietnam. They let him keep flying them.
59. My brother was injured in Fallujah.
60. I have 4 nieces.
61. I have 4 nephews
62. I have $4 in my account. Hehe. I'm mostly not kidding. Good thing PDaddy shares with me.
63. My dad didn't believe in giving an allowance.
64. Strange that he gives my kids $ all the time now.
65. Favorite tv show of all time: Three's Company....and Seinfeld.
66. My feet are always, always cold.
67. I love 6th graders like no other creature on this planet.
68. Inside, I am a 6th grader.
69. PDaddy shaves his head. He looks like Mr. Clean.
70. Oprah Winfrey scares me. I think she is evil. I know...I know.
71. Dr. Phil too...but mostly Oprah.
72. I think Robin Williams is a genius. And probably evil.
73. Favorite sport(s): The Summer Olympics. Bring it on, Baby!
74. Secret Indulgence: Romance novels...bad me. Bad me.
75. Longest time without shaving my legs: 14 days....it was a social experiment to prove that the survivors on Survivor WERE shaving between episodes.
76. Favorite drink: Cherry Coke
77. Breakfast? No thank you.
78. PDaddy is the nosiest fellow alive. Hello dear.
79. Great movie: Nanny McPhee.
80. I hate bananas.
81. I've never eaten an orange.
82. Cheese is a great topping for ANYthing.
83. Special K with chocolate pieces? It is surprisingly good.
84. I should be sleeping.
85. Just because you don't sing bad, doesn't mean you sing good.
86. Viva Viagra? I just saw this commercial. Oh. My. Gosh.
87. I love to roller skate.
88. If I had one more daughter, her name would be Maggie.
89. Least favorite household chore: All of them.
90. # of baths taken a day: 3
91. Neil Diamond is my boyfriend.
92. I am petrified just THINKING about flying over an ocean.
93. Remember when Saturday Night Live was funny?
94. Presidential choice: Oy.
95. Chicken and dumplings? SURE!
96. Chicken pot piet? SURE AGAIN!
97. No intiendo.
98. Tomorrow we'll have 3 palm trees planted by the pool.
99. I hate peanut butter.
100. See! I made it!