An Ode To Mike Rowe

Your eyes are alive
They are very squinty
I'm sure if I were close to you
Your breath would smell so minty
Sometimes you are sarcastic
Always you are funny
You've inseminated cows
I don't think you've inseminated a bunny
I laugh right along when you do what you do
But I cringe when you cringe while you're shoveling poo
Don't worry Mike
Don't you fret
I'll always watch
When you're grooming a pet
You're my hero
You're a thrill
The only problem
You're NOT Gryll(es)