*We do not drink maple syrup!
*Who ever got out the tinker toys needs to pick them up.
*Do not tape those Hot Wheels cars to the bottoms of your feet. No, they are not going to work like roller skates.
*Please stop making that noise with your brother's armpit.
*Do not throw the dog.
*Do not lick the dog.
*Do not lick the dog even if he licked you first.
*Stop copying your sister.
*Who left the tinker toys out?
*No, we do not eat lunch at 10:30.
*Stop calling your sister a "dirty dog."
*Sophy pick up the tinker toys.
*Stop playing on the phone.
*You do not have to cry just because someone called you an Orange Chicken.
*Get the plastic bag off of your head.
*I don't know what a roly-poly smells like.
*You are 6 years old. You should know how to wipe yourself by now.
*Yes, picking up the tinker toys IS a great idea. Now do it.
*No, it's still not lunch time.
*We do not yell at the mail lady.
*Now. See how nice the rug looks without the tinker toys on it?
*Step away from the cat.
2 comments:
Sounds a little like my house. Aren't you loving summer vacation? :)
NOT an orange chicken?!?!
lol!!
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