Sam would like to know....

The following is a mere sample of the 101 questions that Sam is likely to ask you on any given day. I try to not grow weary during the inquisitions, but it's so hard. So very, very hard. "Not another question. Do you hear me?" Yes, I've said that to him before.
1. Do bees have boogers?
2. Why do we have hair on our arms?
3. What is that cable called that is up on the electricity pole?
4. Why do we have names?
5. How come they're called 'flowers'?
6. Why did God make the Earth?
7. Can we drink blood like mosquitoes? (This was followed by, "See Jack? I told you!)
8. What happens when you drink milk?
9. Why does poopoo stink?
10. Where does electricity come from?
11. What do they do with all of that trash?
12. Why does water and dirt make mud?
13. Why do we have to sleep?
14. Does Santa Claus feed his reindeer all year long?
15. What makes your breath hot?
16. When are you going to have money?
17. Why do girls look like that?
18. Does the North Pole ever melt?
19. Why can't we make our car run on water?
20. Why is blood red?
See? It goes on and on. Every day. Every. Waking minute. Of his. Day. Natural wonder is a good thing, but SHEESH already!