10. If you guys don't be quiet, we're never going on vacation again!
Sam to Jack/Sophy when they wouldn't sit down and be quiet in his pretend bus.
9. That's the biggest stink I ever saw!
Sophy while flushing.
8. I like real science, just not science class.
Jack reassuring me that he still likes science.
7. You have 5 minutes to get rid of all of this electrical tape.
Mama to Sam after he made a 'spider web' in his room with an entire roll of elec. tape.
6. Excuse me, sir. Care to elaborate on the dead dog laying in your front yard?
Police officer to Mr. GP after an unfortunate incident involving what turned out to be our neighbor's dog.
5. Stop! Spit it out! Don't you cram all of that in your mouth!
Daddy to Sophy as she swiped 3 cookies and took off running down the hall.
4. Why do we have butts?
Sam to no one in particular.
3. Do bees have butts?
Sam, again, to no one in particular.
2. "Words can not express how sorry I am...."
Mr. GP to our neighbors on a floral arrangement card, ((re: their dog))
1. But I can't go to hell! I've never even been to New York City!
Jack at Sunday dinner.
2 comments:
I need to come eat Sunday dinner at your house. It'd make me feel like we're normal. :)
LOL Sounds like your place is a fun place to be -- well except for the dog thing. ;)
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